I am, for better and for worse, a writer at heart.

I’m also a little too honest, sometimes.

Like now.

Who actually WANTS to see yet another resume? And, frankly, if you’re here, you probably already have my professional resume anyway.

So instead, let’s do something different, something fun.

I’ll tell you the story of each highlighted job. All are true, of course. I’m not about to try and pull a fast one or claim that I worked for a bit as the president of the united states.